War & Stuff

Author: ObiJo

Date: June 11, 2001

by ObiJo
6-11-01
Why must me fight, Canadian soldier?
You are a fan of Carrot Top, and that is inexcusable! Ick!
High above, a contingency of Anti-Carrot-Top-loving-elephant troops are parashooting in...
I didn't want this mission, but sarge promised me strawberry fields forever if I jumped...
...yeah, I didn't want to jump through clouds myself, but somebody pushed me! Hey, did I remember my parachute?
I pushed you, doofus. And that's a negatory on your shoot.
Maybe I'll land on my feet.