Fly, Man

Author: ObiJo

Date: August 26, 2001

by ObiJo
8-26-01
High above the city, Fly Man watches, keeping the city safe from those who would disturb the peace.
Confident all is well, he swoops down to street level to change into his alter ego, Mr. Bob "Bulbous Eyes, Mutant Wing, Hairy Abdomen" Smith, a normal pickle salesman who rarely draws attention.
Unfortunately, he never sees the Neon's windshield coming.
Hey, isn't that the mangled corpse of Bob Smith?
Yep. In this crazy world of ours, it's getting so a man can't find a reliable pickle salesman.