Damn those highbrows at Red Lobster

Author: ObiJo

Date: August 26, 2001

by ObiJo
8-26-01
What's wrong, Squirrel Wonder?
I feel out of place in this fancy restaurant, Captain Colostomy.
Don't be silly. You're my sidekick and greatest achievement. Why ever would you feel out of place?
Maybe it's how I'm dressed, or maybe it's how everyone else here is rich and successful...
But personally, my money's on my double-barrel squirthole, incontinence, and the ability to break the Law of Conservation.