Captain Colostomy and the Case of the Missing Sphincter

Author: ObiJo

Date: September 3, 2001

Captain Colostomy and the Case of the Missing Sphincter

by ObiJo
9-03-01

Hey.


	I hope you think about the error of your ways while in prison.


	I will Captain Colostomy. Thanks for listening.

Hey.


	Ah, a peaceful and uncompacted world. I wish all days would end like this.

HEY!


	You gonna stand there daydreaming all day?! You still need to clean the shit off the walls in the girls bathroom.