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Author: ObiJo

Date: September 7, 2001

by ObiJo
9-07-01
And now, an important announcement from Herman J. Braddock, CEO Atlantic Ocean, Inc.
Hello surface dwellers of the world, please excuse the interruption.
I'd like to address allegations of wrong doing by the shark local 162 down Florida way. This was a simple misunderstanding and can be easily addressed by having all beach goers wear a butter sun
And cinnamon.
By having all beach goers wear a butter and cinnamon sunscreen. And maybe carrying a bowl of barbeque sauce. A barbeque sauce of peace. A nice mesquite perhaps. Thank you and goodnight.