Merl the Misogynistic Squirrel 9

Author: ObiJo

Date: September 27, 2001

by ObiJo
9-27-01
Excuse me bartender, that squirrel is bothering me.
Wheech one, prettay lattay? The one playen wid da yung lads oer dere?
Ya, playing with the young MALE lads over there.
En been fed nutz right out da boyz 'ands?
Ya, young MALE lads nuts.
I wonchoo to leave my bar.