Merl the Misogynistic Squirrel 15

Author: ObiJo

Date: September 27, 2001

by ObiJo
9-27-01
Wait, why are YOU calling me a bitch?
You told the bartender to tell me to fuck off when I called you.
I did, but that was just a big mistake. You see, I thought you were the talking squirrel.
The talking squirrel?
The talking squirrel.