CC70:I would've liked to know you, but you were just a Smith

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 6, 2001

by ObiJo
10-06-01
They'll say, "Smith, get out of there! We need you to crawl through the Sprach tubes and see how much of your hair falls out."
Or, "We need you to beam down to the Nippletwister homeworld." Or, "We need you to test this bathwater."
But I'll just say, "NO! Not this time, bub! Find yourself a new patsy! I'm not leaving!"
WARNING: HOLODECK MALFUNCTION. SAFETY CONTROLS INOPERATIVE. INITIALIZING FIRE PROGRAM.