But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 9, 2001

by ObiJo
2-09-01
Benny achieved in death what he never could in life...to be a Dennis Miller Impersonator.
...so I said, "Hey God, what's the deal with the flesh falling off? I mean if GE can make plastic that lasts for 50,000 years, I'd think the creator could at least leave us a flesh spot or two."
But he just stood there with a look on his face like Ryne Sandberg trying to catch an infield fly while Jane Mansfield is sitting in the stands with a nipple poking out.
I don't mean to go on a rant here people, but we need to start controlling nipple exposure. I mean in the David Copperfield like saga of life, we don't need a wayward nipple diverting us from...