Choose your own divine biblical adventure

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 9, 2001

by ObiJo
2-09-01
It really is a great thing you're doing, giving your life to save us from our sins.
Why, thank you, son. You don't know how refreshing it is to hear that. You wouldn't BELIEVE some of the things I hear around here.
So, how's the pussy in heaven?
OK, kids, now here's the choose-your-own-adventure part. For an upright Jesus comment, cover the right half of this panel and read the left. For a pimp daddy Jesus, cover the left and read the right
Don't make me get off this cross and come down there.
DEE-vine.