They call you Bongo, but you'll always be Festus to me

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 10, 2001

by ObiJo
2-10-01
If you fucking aliens are gonna make your move, DO IT NOW!!! You bastards! Why can't you leave me in peace for one day!?!
Wo, you're starting to scare me, Festus. You're having one of your paranoia attacks again. I'm outta here.
IS it all in my head? Yes, yes, maybe it is! Sweet Lord, thank you! I know what to do now: go to therapy and get rid of these terrible visions!
Meanwhile, inside Festus's Frontal Lobe...
Ok, so I'm thinking we wait till he comes out of therapy and then we go tell him that the therapist is one of us.
Ooo, I like.