Death visits us all,luckily for Alan Alda,not alphabetically

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 10, 2001

by ObiJo
2-10-01
Your time is up. I am about to slay you and send you to your eternal resting place. But first, could you tell me where the Little Boy's Room is? I have to tinkle.
Umm..yeah, down the hall, first door on the right.
Bobby, what luck!!! I mean, uh, good to see you. I got you something. Close your eyes, count to 10, and then open them. I'll be right back with it.
OK! 1...2...3...
And now my scythe shall cut through you like a knife through warm butter.
...10. Waiiiittt a minuuutttte, you're not a puppy.