By Menon

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 10, 2001

by ObiJo
2-10-01
A cowboy and a chicken are in this graveyard, and the chicken says, "Hey, who"...No, wait, that's not how it goes.
Hey, who
Oh yeah, Ok. The Grim Reaper and Puff the Magic Dragon are on this spaceship together...Wait, damnit, that's not how it goes either.
Oh, that's right! It's Jesus and Satan. Jesus walks up to Satan and...shit I just forgot the punchline. Screw it.
You weren't going to get very far starting with "Jesus walks" anyway.