Just for fun

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 2, 2001

by ObiJo
11-02-01
Props out to the big city. Where no one cares if you act like a jerk. City life, that's for me. None other comes close.
When i grow up I want to be as deluded as you. Give me three reasons city life is better. To me, living in a city is like living a life in hell.
For starters, there aren't all these damn goats running around. Also, dumbasses aren't always bending over to pick up something as worthless as a penny. Arcades! How could I forget arcades?
No way. City air smells like diesel. Sweeties sell their bodies on the corner. Population is exploding. Dogs have to poop on sidewalks. The list goes on.
There's nothing to do here! Everyone plays Plinko. Fight Club was outlawed for "being on the devil's side." XXX movies would make these people's heads explode.
Country life is REAL life. People talk in person, not on some forum. Users of Black Magic abound, sure, but that's to be expected with all the heroin use.