CC78: Time and a Half and Half

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 8, 2001

by ObiJo
11-08-01
Report, Sergeant!
Sir, everything is destroyed, sir!
Everything? But what of our superior fire power?
Sir, everything but the cannon shot out little novelty flags saying, "Ready, Aim, Retreat", sir!
Then what of strength in numbers? I told the General I wanted everything but the kitchen help on that battlefield. Did he follow my orders?
Sir, no, sir! We had sauciers flanking left, pastry chefs flanking right, and Jorge, our well-intentioned but extremely dead busboy charging head on! Got hit with everything but the kitchen sink, sir!