Happy Birthday, Brad!

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 15, 2001

by ObiJo
11-15-01
Brad, your mother sent me in here to talk to you about the birds and the bees.
I'm 25, dad.
I know, but she has this crazy notion that since you still live at home and wear your Pooh Bear slippers, you're somehow too immature for an adult relationship.
That's just silly.
To tell you the truth, I tend to agree with her.
It's just you and me now, Pooh.