Cops (Fairytale Land episode)

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 18, 2001

by ObiJo
11-18-01
It takes a special breed of cop to work these streets.
If it ain't a cross-dressing wolf, it's a crazy one-shoed pumpkin-carrying bitch running down the highway, or Peter Piper publicly playing with his pecker.
I swear, if I didn't have a wife and kids who depend on me for the shoe payment, I'd probably end it all now.
Attention all units. Robbery in progress at Miss Muffet's Tuffet. CAUTION: suspect is considered eight-armed and dangerous.