The Beginning of the End

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 19, 2001

by ObiJo
11-19-01
Shit, there's like twelve of them coming! They're just too fast!
Hello, human.
Listen, you GOTTA believe me. I'm NOT a monster.
I know that. You're just incredibly ugly. It's me, Ikea. If you want to live, climb on and don't say a word.
Look out, 'Kea! There's a monster on ya!
You DARE mock Ambassador Ikea's ceremonial scarf?!