Comic Contest #3 - Canned, just the way I like 'em

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 13, 2001

by ObiJo
2-13-01
Every day, Eddie dreaded going to school.
Please don't call on me. Please, God, not me.
Let's see if Eddie knows. Eddie, can you tell us who the first president was?
And everyday he got his hopes up that today would be different
I can do this. I can! It's just two words. I can get through two measly words!
But the monster that is Vegetable Tourette Syndrome knows no mercy.
I've got two words for ya: Gourd Washington.