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Every day, Eddie dreaded going to school.
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| Please don't call on me. Please, God, not me. | |
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| Let's see if Eddie knows. Eddie, can you tell us who the first president was? | |
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And everyday he got his hopes up that today would be different
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| I can do this. I can! It's just two words. I can get through two measly words! | |
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But the monster that is Vegetable Tourette Syndrome knows no mercy.
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| I've got two words for ya: Gourd Washington. | |
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