Edgewise...and don't call me Shirley

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 14, 2001

by ObiJo
2-14-01
You wouldn't believe what happened to me on the way home today! I stopped in at the local Piggly Wiggly as usual, when who did I happen to see but Russ Johnson! You remember Russ right? Sure you do...
So I say to the cashier, hey lady, if I wanted matches I woulda asked for them! Sheesh, some people. Well about this time, unknown to me, Russ is talking to this guy who happens to play football...
The wide receiver is covered good, and the blitz is coming like a banshee, so I'm thinking I'm pretty much screwed. But who do I see outdistancing the coverage, but good ole Russ! So I throw long...