Foster Farms University

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 14, 2001

by ObiJo
2-14-01
I'm The Re...umm...Mr. Reaple. I'll be substituting today. Joe, as the valedictorian, I need to see you outside for a moment.
Joe, that lucky bastard.
The students would soon come to realize that the phrase "Foster Farms takes only the Best" held a much more sinister meaning than they had imagined.
Good for Joe!
It was chemistry that killed my chances.
Brown nosing SOB.
Woo Hoo!