Bigger than Hugh Grant

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 28, 2001

by ObiJo
11-28-01
How much for a blowjob?
But you're Santa!
Santa needs his balls waxed from time to time. So how much? Two rocking horses and a toy drum?
You're Santa! You're supposed to care about me, not want to use me! Now get out of here before I cry!
I've never felt so disillusioned.
How much for a rim job?