Sang to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 28, 2001

by ObiJo
11-28-01
Tobor the red-poled cornholer, had a very ruddy pole. And if you ever saw it, you had better wath your cornhole!
Then one lazy December day, Santa came to say, "Tobor with your pole so red, won't you cornhole the elves dead."
Then how Mrs. Claus loved him, cause she'd always been anti-elf. Tobor the red-poled cornholer, you've really out-cornholed yourself!