Comic Contest #4 - On the trail...

Author: ObiJo

Date: February 15, 2001

by ObiJo
2-15-01
Personal Log: Day 8 of the African Safari. Me and my men are in great spirits over the prospects of catching the elusive white elephant. It is not a question of if, only a question of when.
We're pretty close, aren't we, boss?
Close indeed. I bet by sundown he'll be ours.
Day 41. The Beast still eludes us. The men are in a bad way, and some have even taken to a sort of animal language. Whether this arose from delirium or sun stroke, I am unsure.
The dancing chicken sleeps till noon if the silver chipmunks don't eat out of cereal bowls.
Harvey, snap out of it! What's gotten into you?
Day 64. All of the men have succumbed to the sickness. I stayed up all last night trying to think of some medicine that would cure them. And that's when I knew we'd need the wooden badger.
So did the aardvark eat the orange sundial, boss?
No, the electric guerrila stained the sink first.