Twilight Zone

Author: ObiJo

Date: December 1, 2001

by ObiJo
12-01-01
Hello, Sam. It's time for you to come back now.
Holy shit! The snowman talked! Come back where, talking snowman?
You know where, Sam. For one month a year, a snowman gets to go out into the real world. You've been gone too long. We want you back now.
No! I don't want to go back! I like it out here! There's movies and pizza and baseball and...
Later
I think it's the boobies I'll miss the most.