Do as I say

Author: ObiJo

Date: December 1, 2001

by ObiJo
12-01-01
God, Rog, you wouldn't believe it. I was walking home from the store today, when who do you think started chasing me?
Herve Villechaize?
Tobor. Luckily a retirement home quickly caught his attention. There's nothing Tobor likes better than unpuckerable anuses. It's like father time sets 'em up, and Tobor knocks 'em down.
I don't get what the big deal is. That Tabor guy ain't so tough. Why don't you just stand up for yourself?
That's Tobor.
WHERE?!!!!