Berds! XIV

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 9, 2002

by ObiJo
5-09-02
THAT'S RIGHT, MOCK ME! DID I MOCK YOU WHEN YOU CAME UP WITH THIS WHOLE STUPID GOD IDEA! NO! BUT YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD!
YOU DARE BESMIRCH THE HOLY NAME OF ROBERTS! WITHOUT hIM WE WOULD NOT EVEN EXIST!
TELL ME THIS- WHAT DO YOU ENVISION FOR OUR FUTURE! I MEAN YOU WORKED THAT WHOLE DEITY THING OUT SO BRILLIANTLY I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S NEXT!
I WAS THINKING WE'D DOWN A FEW ROBERTS, CONDUCT A CENSUS TO FIND NONBELIEVERS, KILL THEM, THEN DOWN A FEW MORE ROBERTS!
ACTUALLY THAT DOESN'T SOUND BAD!
THEN WE'D CALL YOU THE SON OF ROBERTS, MARTYR YOU, THEN KILL ALL THE ROBERTS BELIEVERS WHO DON'T ALSO BELIEVE IN THE SON OF ROBERTS!