GIANT ASS WHORE SQUID EATS A BEAR CLAW

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 25, 2002

by ObiJo
5-25-02
if you want to be a SHIFTY POOL CLEANER you have to speak in all lower case except making reference to SHIFTY, POOL OR CLEANER or any combination thereof except pool cleaner shifty cuase thats silly!!
I do not want to be a SHIFTY POOL CLEANER but I honor your people with my caps!!! I want to be a giant squid!!!
if you don't want to be a SHIFTY POOL CLEANER why did you come to the SHIFTY POOL CLEANER regularly scheduled thursday meeting at the microfiche room of the library.
I needed to use the microfiche projector and also I heard you had BEAR CLAWS!!!!!
you fucking ass whore. if i wasn't a SHIFTY POOL CLEANER and you weren't a GIANT SQUID or both OR SHIFTY POOL CLENAERS weren't the favorite food of GIANT SQUIDS i'd pee right on your eye!!!!!!!
These things you say hurt me but not a HURTING too great for BEAR CLAW!!