Watch this stupid chicken do stupid things near water!!!!!!!

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 25, 2002

by ObiJo
5-25-02
What are you thinking about CHICKEN OF THE SEA.
I was thinking what a good and great thing it was and smart to tell you island people whos island i shipwrecked on and who had ne'er encountered chickens that chickens aren't edible!!!
WHICH MAY NOT make sense to you out of of context but you see for PURPOSES OF EXPLANATION chickens are edible and very delicious and i sometimes nibble on myself but only in discrete areas!!!!!
WELL THEN I WILL EAT YOU UNLESS YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THIS IS AND I CAN IMPLEMENT IT BUT WITH IMMEDIATE GAINS IN SOCIAL POSITION AND SES!!!!!
That's a teriyaki chicken MAIRINATE but you can only get SOCIAL BUTT PATS if you have a chicken you can kill and use these instructions i've written out making me eNTRILEY unnecessary during cooking!!