Deers can't Talk!

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 28, 2002

by ObiJo
5-28-02
You know what I don't get? The adrenal gland. Its only damn job is to sit there and pump hormones all day, yet most of us still feel like shit. What the fuck?
I think natural selection favors the even keel. Not too happy, not too sad. So maybe the adrenal gland isn't supposed to make us happy, but keep us neutral.
I don't want to be neutral! I want to feel pleasure, experience joy, love, and be happy! Damn neutral to hell! Damn the adrenal gland to hell! Damn natural selection to hell, I want to be happy!
That will never happen, my friend. Too much genetic history to overcome. Too much unhappy humping in the family tree. We have to face it - we'll never be happy.
Fuck it then, let's kill something.
Sounds good.