NaE: What if Kajun was never born

Author: ObiJo

Date: July 3, 2002

by ObiJo
7-03-02
Boy, it's weird, but for some reason I expected this subway car to smell like ass.
It's funny you should say that, because I was just thinking that even though subway cars have never smelled like ass, I always expect them to.
The two behind me keep talking about how this car doesn't smell like ass. And you know what? THEY ARE RIGHT!
NOT A SMIDGE OF ASS ODOR!
I had plans to go molest my daughter for the first time, but this ride is so pleasantly ass free, I've decided never to molest her! And who knows? Maybe she'll grow up well adjusted and cure cancer!