NaE: Ode to Steven Wright

Author: ObiJo

Date: July 10, 2002

by ObiJo
7-10-02
USA
Can I be excused?
Not until you finish your two pickles. People in China are starving, you know.
China
Can I have another pickle?
One's enough. You don't want to grow fat and lazy like stupid american, do you?
USA
We have a problem, boys.
Someone's making a pickle.