Cut down in the forest

Author: ObiJo

Date: July 11, 2002

by ObiJo
7-11-02
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
I wonder if I could get away with murdering him.
It must. The laws of physics don't change just because someone's not around.
Then again, quantum mechanics specifically tells us that observation alone DOES influence the laws of physics.
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!