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| Hi everyone! I'm Scyess. I'm a pseudo-intellect who smells like the very essence of ass. | |
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| Also, sometimes I stick my tiny dick in burrowing animals. | |
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| They dont mind unless they happen to turn around and SEE me doing it. God knows they can't FEEL me doing it. | |
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| I blame my EXTERME LAME ASS-OSITY on a combination of inbreeding and blunt head trauma brought on by my mother beating me with a bat in my formative years. | |
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| Contrary to popular belief, she didn't beat me ugly. That was a pre-existing condition. | |
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| Did I mention my tiny dick? | |
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