Signs, signs, everwhere are signs

Author: ObiJo

Date: August 5, 2002

by ObiJo
8-05-02
Where's my car?
Bad news, Maura. It's wrecked. And I've got more bad news.
Dear God, what?
Your mom and dad were killed last night by a drunk driver.
My parents! My wonderful parents! Where's my whiskey... WHO DRANK MY WHISKEY!
Now pay attention - here's where I tie everything together.