Nothing, my friend. Nothing.

Author: ObiJo

Date: August 7, 2002

by ObiJo
8-07-02
What do you mean the Atkins diet isn't working? I've lost 100 pounds and my bloodtests show improvement across the board.
Yes, but it's high in fat, you see. That can't be good.
Finally, I've found a medicine combo that helps my concentration and mood.
Unfortunately, there's been some recent developments in medical malpractice law. How about these aspirin instead, you grumpy guss?
YOU PSEUDO-INTELLECT! I PIGEON-HOLE THEE AS A SLOPED-HEAD BABOON!
All I said was how's the diet? What did I do wrong?