Life of Jo

Author: ObiJo

Date: September 6, 2002

by ObiJo
9-06-02
Then one night I was out driving and cut somebody off by accident. He was pissed and told me to pull over, so I did. When we both got out, he pulled a gun.
Didn't know you were messing with a crazy fuck did you?
You better not drop that gun, because if you do, I swear to christ I'm going to beat you to death.
Then he stuck it in my mouth.
You behuh nah drah tha guhn, becuth if you do, I sweh to chrith I'm goin do bee you do deaf.
And then he told me to get in my car and leave. But instead...
You ran over him?!
I just regret I didn't get out, take the gun, and shoot the fuck.