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| Tonight we bring you a love story. It's called "A Hammer, a Nail, and your Forehead: Tenderness and Tetanus." | |
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| And now I ask you, common layperson off the street, who was our first president? | |
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| Gourd Washington?! What kind of idiot says Gourd Washington?! That's not even a vegetable for godsakes. | |
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| Won't you tell me how to get........how to get to Sesame Street? | |
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| My true love has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. *swoon*. | |
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