Butt Love/ Wet Nipples/Lesbian Orgy/Blowjobs/Tossed Salad

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 6, 2001

by ObiJo
3-06-01
With so many new comics, it's hard to get the readers attention. One could try using the funny to pull them in...
Hey sweet stuff. What's a fine looking alien like you doing in a bar like this? But seriously, love muffin, we're made for each other: protruding eyes, bald head. Let's split this joint and...
On one hand this guy deserves death. On the other hand, he deserves the humiliation and pain that only an anal probe can provide. I think I'll go with the combo package.
Or you could try repetitive name usage and shameless self-exploitation...
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But I still go with the traditional method: Elephant Porn.
That's as wide as I can go. Can you get in now?
Yep, there's just the little matter of you signing this disclaimer.