My Sister, ObiJane, made this joke up

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 6, 2001

by ObiJo
3-06-01
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Kujo.
Kujo who?
Luckily, Stephen King gave up his comedy career before any serious damage was done.
Kujo come out here so I can eat ya? HaHa!
You kill me!