Ned and Ted, the dysfunctional Forest Fire

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 7, 2001

by ObiJo
3-07-01
So, Ted, is this the life or what? Burning shit all day long, what a stress reliever!
Ya, my dad told me to get a real job, but what does he know? I stopped paying attention to that dumb bastard years ago. Now let's start on those trees!
Burn! Crackle! Burn Crackle!
Burn! Crackle! Burn Crackle!
Burn! Crackle! Burn! Crackle!
Oh daddy, why can't you love me? *sigh*