Comic Contest XII - I took a Page from Phineas Gage

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 11, 2001

by ObiJo
3-11-01
Your mom told me today's your birthday, Karen. Birthday girls get any candy bar in the store for free.
Golly!
Hi Jimmy. How's your puppy doing?
All better thanks to your advice, Mr. Stan. You're the greatest!
There once was a grocer named Stan, Who was a kind and loving man. He was nice to the children and took care of his mama, But he was never the same after the blunt head trauma.
Is it true you were in a car accident, Stan?
Brak.