Glacknaxians!

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 14, 2002

by ObiJo
10-14-02
So then GlaXor says, "Well, I can make you a great deal on this cherry Slug Sport pro, with dual antimatter engines and a lift kit. Only 8 septillion miles.
What did I tell you about buying from a Glacknaxian lurking at filling stations and sporting a Windsore hairpiece?
He swore it was his natural hair.
Glacknaxians are naturally bald, you Sleptignian Sewer Trout!
Did I mention the lift kit?
Did I mention the decreasing price of liquid Xenon and the fact that I prepare your food?