Happy Birthday and Have your Cat Spayed or Neutered

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 12, 2001

by ObiJo
3-12-01
Hey Jeff! Happy Birthday! I got you the greatest gifts ever!
It better not be another asian girl and mutated kitten. I got in a lot of trouble last year from both INS and the ASPCA.
I think I still have the receipts.
Somewhere deeply hidden in the Sears Catalogue...
Meow.