My take on conspiracies

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 22, 2002

by ObiJo
10-22-02
Hey, a magic lamp... I wonder what happens if I rub it...
*POOF* Since you have freed me, I grant you the ability to travel to any time and place so that you may undo any historical event you desire!
To November 22nd, 1963! The grassy knoll!
Hey?... Where is the?... OH FUCK!!!
Meanwhile in the Texas School Book Depository...
Gots me a president to kill!