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by Obscure
4-18-03
The Getdown Preliminary MC Battles
Yo yo yo...inside your spleen/make it turn green check one check one.....
Round 2
Yo yo nigga/ your rhymes is whack/nigga try to masturbate....nigga
Round 3
Masturbate?/I masturbate with baby oil/ya know I rock out...with my cock out
........nigga

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
One faithful day...
So didja buy the new Grouch CD?
Nah man...got the new Aesop Rock instead.
See right here man...says ASOP. Hell yeah dawg.
.....

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
Matt comes over.
Is Ian home?
...no. Get the hell off of my lawn.
*sniff* That's messed up...
Hey, can I come in and check out your turnta-
*Slam*

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
n-n-n-n-No....
Ian are you on my computer again?
Ok fine, but I'm just downloadin some skate videos.
Hmmm...
*gulp*
I didnt know Girls Gone Wild was a skate video. But hey, maximize the window...

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
i talka to a Wichard
hi wichard!
haha. wassup thuggin it
ve talk abou reprezentin
im from a faAAr east coast! dawg
foshizzle mai nizzle, u be off the heze fo sheeze
no vay dawg!
soo, u vanna go eat noodle? i am Iron Chef!
dat be tyte yo! but why dont we go eat a dick instead?

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
hellos
wassup giiirrrrl
hey wats up
hellz nah
so u wanna hook up wit me? i heard u like chubby azn boi...like me
uhhh...wat the hell u been smokin? get steppin david
yeah watever
oOooh, dats cuz u like steve, huh? yeah yeah! i know!
yeah, sure y not

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
'ey dawg...wanna buy some WEED offa me? 20 bucks dawg peep that shit.
....
That's oregano, you dumbfuck.
...lame asswhiteboy.

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
more fatboi jokes
so fatboi...ya heard people can get high off banana peels? my friends said it works
forrealz, dawg? aye dont be messin white boi!
hes buying it
yup, u really can....uhhh, i think Steve tried it before. go ask him
damn, imma go get me a banana rite now. EEEEEEhehehehhehehe
cracchead believes all
i hope that dumbass didnt believe me
DAMN!!!!!!! dis shits tyte! i cant even walk straight no more! AHAHAHHA

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
chillin w/home girl
uuhhh...your fat little azn friend is staring at us, janette
who? the one in that dumb red hat thats so small it makes him look even fatter azn?
hes watchin us...
damn, they pretty hot dawg!
GNOMEY!!!!!!! CHUBYA!!!!!!!!!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!
trying to run away
u heard the guy! run like the wind...even if u are a cow!
u shut up! rice ball!! get rolling! im more into taking large, earthquake causing steps

 

by Obscure
4-18-03
chillin w/home girl
uuhhh...your fat little azn friend is staring at us, janette
who? the one in that dumb red hat thats so small it makes him look even fatter azn?
hes watchin us...
damn, they pretty hot dawg!
GNOMEY!!!!!!! CHUBYA!!!!!!!!!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!
trying to run away
u heard the guy! run like the wind...even if u are a cow!
u shut up! rice ball!! get rolling! im more into taking large, earthquake causing steps

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