Revenge isn't bittersweet... it tastes like chicken

Author: Oddwalls

Date: August 24, 2003

by Oddwalls
8-24-03
Hello. I am Spriggans, the tabby cat. I am here to tell you about the horrible way the Grim Reaper treats cats.
You see, he get some sort of perverse pleasure from frying cats with his powers. This is wrong.
Now, all cats and cat lovers must join up against this....
...my god! I'M BURNING ALIVE! AIEEE!!!!
Mmmm... twisted, perverse pleasue.... i can taste the revenge.... and it tastes like chicken!