Satan's Intern

Author: Oddwalls

Date: August 24, 2003

by Oddwalls
8-24-03
Who the hell are you?
The devil's intern. Do you have some sort of appointment?
All I know is that the Grim Reaper came with me down here, then had to leave to toast a cat.
Ol' Grim sent you? Could i have your name, please?
Julie Kincaid.
Hmm... according to this, you aren't going to die until the Rapture comes along. In 60 years. Or it could be tomorrow, who the hell knows?