Reginald The Bum - Episode I

Author: Offsprung

Date: May 11, 2003

by Offsprung
5-11-03
A very hungover Reginald wakes up after passing out behind a 7-11...
Where the hell am I?
Reginald...I am your Lord and savior. You are at the gates to Paradise.
Oh! Kick ass. I heard heaven was the shit.
Yeah! Heaven fuckin' rocks...Ahem. I mean, Reginald, I am here to judge you. Your entrance into Paradise is not guranteed at this time.
Oh great. Now he's going to find out about that time I was drunk and my uncle came over with a coke bottle and...