Val Kilmer Sucks.

Author: Offsprung

Date: May 11, 2003

by Offsprung
5-11-03
Who the fuck are you?
I'm a robot, you Mong. Now you will serve me or you will face your demise!
What the hell are you gonna do? You don't even have any genitals...
Your right! Where the fuck is my package?! Wait, wait, wait...Your trying to psych me out! Fuck that! I am done with your insolence. Prepare to meet your doom!
What the fuck? You turned me into Val Kilmer???
That's right, bitch. See if 'Maverick' or 'Goose' have your back NOW, you fucking has-been.